Units of Measurement
To many Earth
people, when contact with Ooranye was first achieved in the thirty-sixth
century, the most astonishing thing about the culture of the giant world
was that it used the same units of measurement as Earth - and had done
for over a million of our years. Inches, feet, yards and miles
were more ancient on Ooranye than the advent of the current human
species on
Earth.
However, this
was not a surprise to everyone. It provided
confirmation of Dreathe's Theorem, which had been postulated in the
2700s during the first scientific mapping of the topography of the
racial unconscious.
Dreathe
predicted that there was something fundamental about the
so-called "English" units of measurement. He said that these were
likely to be found wherever humanoid species evolved in the Galaxy. The
units were part of our inbuilt mental furniture. The urge
to express them was a weak but pervasive force, analogous to gravity among
the physical forces. Dreathe employed a "proof by contradiction", citing
the irrationality of the opposition to natural measures. Wherever
natural measures - inch, foot, yard, mile - took hold, opposition,
if it occurred, would take the form of some sort of
linguistic perversion: replacing organically-evolved one-syllable words
with the exaggerated ugliness of artificial four-syllable words such as
"kilometer" and "centimetre" on Earth and "kruntisnargle" and
"foopisnargle" during the Nitrogen Era on Ooranye.
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